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Them​/​They - The Multiple Song Long Play

by Fist Pigs

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1.
Research and Development 03:32
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Chorus 1 When you can’t host because you live with your parents And it’s a bit too far to ride your bike And dad won’t even let you borrow the car So you ask your mate to pick you up foursome... research and development Verse 1 He toots once he’s here out the front, waiting, parked on the road I walk out the door, saying bye to the olds, I shouldn’t be too long We make our way there I think they’re boyfriends but I’m not really sure He’s been here before Walking up the driveway, a familiar odour Chorus 2 When you can’t host because you live with your parents And you have a stupid app that’s on your phone (and you have a stupid cock that's attached to your core) Adelaide is a real small town If 3 is a crowd then the party is four Verse 2 He knocks on the door A smile to great us, they've just showered We walk down the hall Some toys on the bed as we enter the dorm Take a good look around Start putting our things on the dresser Finally our clothes We’re naked, together and vulnerable Bridge The tensions are rising just like the temperature these feelings that can’t be ignored things of this nature being nurtured It’s game on mole it’s time to get fucked to spectate while kneeling on the floor one can no longer (participate) play the voyeur He can’t keep it up and neither can I His hole is abused, it’s wrecked, hats off to this guy My anxiety is so high it’s through the fucking roof I lay there last one to come It ain’t gonna happen, please let’s go home Chorus 3 Outro When you can’t host because you live with your parents And it’s a bit too far to ride your bike And dad won’t even let you borrow the car So you ask your mate to pick you up foursome... research and development When you can’t host because you live with your parents And you have a stupid app that’s on your phone (and you have a stupid cock that's attached to your core) Adelaide is a real small town If 3 is a crowd then the party is four
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Internalised Homophobia 03:38
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Hannah Netflix Nanette Douglas Verse 1 Homophobia Internalised I write these songs that I cant share What if - they find out x 2 I’m ashamed to be myself I didn’t choose, what do you care? What if - they find out x 2 Parents are scared and so am I You’re meant to be professional What if - they find out x 2 I teach the kids to be themselves But now I’m the predator What if - they find out x 2 Verse 2 In a group, I’ve never met before Normal anxiety is far surpassed What if - they find out x 2 Are my memories reliable? Is that something that actually occurred? What if - they find out x 2 Bridge They said, this is the way that you’re meant to be I’m not so sure about that It seems to me to be a tad bit weird They said, that this is what we should believe I think that’s a load of shit buy hey, let’s avoid the conflict
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They/Them 03:27
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I’m always called a freak What’s normal? Drink the tea Does it change, is this fixed? The need to be convinced My life anxiety I know that I’m different Depressed, the binary Co-morbid borderline What’s my identity? Some need god to believe The first time I am me My truth has set me free They/Them Body and surgery Decision isn’t cheap My personality Who I am meant to be The top chest binding tricks Gender fluid exists Mental health in decline Another episode I want to touch your breasts Maybe they can be mine I pray to get a cock Just like my ‘bro’ is fine They/Them I’m always called a freak What’s normal? Drink the tea Does it change, is this fixed? The need to be convinced My life anxiety I know that I’m different Depressed, the binary Co-morbid borderline What’s my identity? Some need god to believe The first time I am me My truth has set me free They/Them
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We Both Want The Same (Another Notification) 02:30
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Another notification pops up on my screen Is it shame or guilt, that familiar feeling? Trying to stay connected but living so fucking far apart Am I responsible, for breaking another’s heart? Can’t we be seals flopping around on the sand Retired, in a safe space, walking the streets, hand in hand The dream to grow old together isn’t now but will be then A drop in the ocean of life, get rich, and then we’re dead Chorus You want to be the one I want to be the one Maybe we are the one We both want the same You don’t need me to get fucked while lying in your bed Maybe the pressure of my future will make it come to an end We’ve talked about this before, no need to discuss it again We can video if you like but nothing new will happen Bridge Except accept Except accept This is a long distance relationship Chorus You want to be the one I want to be the one Maybe we are the one We both want the same X2
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CRISPR 03:07
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If I said to you That this new tech Needs to come through I wanna CRISPR my dick Inject some stem cells and make it extra thick Not just girth but length An inch or three To boost the confidence The wonderjocks are false advertising Push it up but adding Nothing of substance CRISPR MY COCK If I edit my genes 🧬 Will I split my slim, leg seams I don’t want to be mean and greedy But for my height I‘m a tad bit needy Maybe you can relate Being average when going on a date You want to impress the others When you take your towel off At the sauna in the lockers CRISPR MY COCK If it was bigger would I try harder Way more urgent than curing cancer Or twins with HIV Acceptance and Commitment Therapy If you’re small but giant in the pants This can give you a second chance On the team without any showing What’s happens if it doesn’t stop growing?
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Soccer 02:45
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Some people say, ‘soccer is gay’ apart from fetish sports gear like socks, sneakers and jock straps worn in porn have you ever seen a player with two fist and an arm up their ass? Up to the shoulder? I don’t think so But you will get a Yellow card for accidentally scratching your opponents knee or maybe a Red card for a cough, a fart and a sneeze Soccer Fußball is your weekly audition to get that part in a tella novella you’ve always wanted. A chance to hang with the boys, performing ‘Yes, And’ drama while playing with balls. An opportunity to injure yourself so your mate can run out with the magic water and touch your hair And caress your body so that after a minute you can take orders from the goalie, letting you know that they care Only to get flicked on the finger by player number 10 So you dive and roll in a courtship dance for the publikum noch mal again Again… Soccer
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The Only Way To Be Wooed 02:34
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It wasn’t just a flower It was a bud, in the mud but still, ready to bloom A bottom with the power Syvane’s Song, was on the system just to get in the mood We’re standing in a tower Etage Four, on the floor, Keeping score this was load number 2 It was up to the shoulder Get a whiff, of it, rose hip the only way to be wooed
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Gay Metal Punk 04:19
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I stopped drinking for five years just incase I tried to suck you off now I’m thinking about all these beers how sad is that, so fucking soft I wanted control over myself I wanted to be safe Right now I’m having a beer and I’m still super fucking gay I don’t make TikTok videos wearing grey sweat pants dancing with a massive bulge I’m coming to accept my fate in that department But I can still make you sluts gag If you care to indulge The cadence of these phrases are predictable and familiar The innuendo of course is like a preachy vegan that’s shoved it down your Moral obligations and abolishment movements be kind to one another we can all make improvements Start by eating each other but make sure you ask for consent suffering can be turned into pleasure I’m pretty sure that’s what someone famous meant When they said, ‘pleasure to kill’ as you listen from your Waken tent Getting a blow job from that guy in a band After I have, I hope made sense This is a story about being a gay metal punk so go get fucked now you stupid fucking cunts!
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Getting A Blow Dry 01:57
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Getting a blow dry while at the friseur inspiration comes while listening to Meshuggah On Youtube playing at Summerbreeze second song born in dissonance Mark and Jans have similar qualities Skinny, bald, kinda like me maybe thinner, hang on… How can you get a blow dry when you don’t have any hair to blow or dry? … Is it obvious? Actually the bass player does it for me He makes me feel pregnant I like Dick. Even with his new haircut He gives me what I need with all that low end I don’t mind Fredricks daddy, grandpa, come fuck me grey beard though Whoops, that’s not Fredrick I think I just sexualised the heaviest band ever. Eek! Maybe Thomas can kick me Breed me like a future machine
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Bottoms Up For A Top Bloke 02:27
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Bottoms up for a top bloke His favourite drink is a rum and woke He works in insurance, you should ask for a quote Bottoms up for a top bloke He eats pizza with artichoke Out of the oven onto the stove Bottoms up for a top bloke Bottoms up for a top bloke In the bag you think he’s totes Sending thoughts and prays you really hope Bottoms up for a top bloke In his jocks is a tool to poke Your inner-fire needs a stoke Bottoms up for a top bloke To levitate and make you float He owns a yacht, he likes to boast Bottoms up for a top bloke You wink at him on the way to church He winks back, and say’s, ‘it won’t hurt’ He makes you blush, he's such a flirt You get on your knees and call him Sir! Bottoms up for a top bloke On his cock, there are lines of coke These ‘lines’ were meant as a fucking joke Bottoms up for a top bloke Going too fast, you had to slow He grabs your neck and makes you choke Bottoms up for a top bloke He give you a fist bump after he blows And after sex, he needs a smoke Bottoms up for a top bloke Always happy to meet your needs You love his work, he makes you pleased Digging holes to plant the those seeds Sometimes naughty, a bit of a tease Bottoms up for a top bloke In a bath is where he soaks Watching eps of Queer as Folk Bottoms up for a top bloke X4
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Dickability 04:15
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Is there consent? If they downloaded the app Then probably, yeah Do they need mine too? If you get there and don’t know They probably do Hawking couldn’t walk but he could still stand tall Sitting on the chair you could take him to the ball Maybe a leg was lost fighting in the war Use the third arm baby and the problem is solved Just because we hop or roll doesn’t mean we’re not fuckable suckable, unable or unfucking forgettable A goal at the paraolympics might, helped us win the gold When all is bed and fun, there’s still Dickablity You can sign your intentions. There’s no need to talk. Shake the champagne bottle. Let us pop the cork Be a pup, a sniffer dog. If you can’t see. Whatever spectrum you’re on. That’s ok with me. Just because we hop or roll doesn’t mean we’re not fuckable suckable, unable or unfucking forgettable A goal at the paraolympics might, helped us win the gold When all is bed and fun, there’s still Dickablity

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This is the offical second Fist Pigs album following the He/She the Multiple Song EP release. A range of queer topics get covered from performance anxiety in group sex situations, addressing internalised homophobia, an observation of a trans experience, a long distance relationship coming to an end, using CRISPR Gene Editing technology to enlarge your penis and the ramifications of such an undertaking, homoerotic sport, gay pop celebrities, admissions of belonging, sexualising the heaviest band ever, being a servant of jesus and the implications of consent involving intimate encounters with people that have disabilities.

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released April 17, 2021

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